How you doin?
Missed us? Yeah, us too.
ICYDN, we took a tiny lil break last Sunday – the flu got us bad (what is this weather? Utter confusion), and honestly…we just needed a small mind de-cluttering sesh (it didn’t really pay off, but who’s judging?).
Anyway, who’s feeling like this year’s just running miles? Like February was just the other day, and now March’s almost over – April is around the corner, sprinting like a Kenyan in an Olympic marathon.
There are so many items we haven’t ticked off our resolutions list (for those who bothered writing one) and so little time. And Elon Musk’s not replying to our email requests for a time machine, or he doesn’t want to share. Who knows?
All we want is a little time to regroup and keep off all the distractions – which are so freakin’ many. Like, what’s this story about Jonathan Majors getting arrested? Is this the Creed III training after-effects?
And have you heard all this ruckus about Miami girls’ trips going awry? Yeah, babes be pulling off Netflix’s Inventing Anna moves on their besties and getting back home with no money, $$$ loans, and zero friends. What a d**m shame!
And let’s not even get started with the Sherly Lee Ralph story. We’ll let you draw your own conclusions.
Check it out and other stories you’ve been missing out on this week…
Judge Joe Brown Is Threatening To Sue For Defamation Amidst Speculation He Sexually Assaulted Actress Sheryl Lee Ralph
Judge Joe Brown is making it clear that he will sue anybody who alleges he had anything to do with the Sheryl Lee Ralph assault story.
On Twitter, Judge Joe Brown said…More Here
But, even with all this magic, Miami has become infamous for breaking even the strongest of girlfriend bonds. Babes have been heading to the white sandy beaches only to return acting like Toni Childs and Joan Clayton in season six of Girlfriends (chronic re-watcher over here).
So, what really happens in this waterfront wonderland? Does jealousy take over? Is there some form of “besties breaking witchcraft” that we don’t know about? Or does this realm of happiness bring out the ugly side of girl groups? Keep Reading…
Social Media Says ‘Prank’ That Targeted Black Women By Blowing Off Their Wigs Is Not funny- “go do this in a white neighborhood”
We recently shared a prank video on social media that featured a white man with a leaf blower targeting black women by blowing off their wigs.
Usually, the reactions to these types of pranks are filmed and shared on social media for laughs, but this one did not sit well with black women.
Update: The Woman Jonathan Majors Is Accused Of Assaulting Is His Girlfriend. She Confronted Him About Texts From Another Woman
More details are coming out about the Jonathan Majors arrest.
According to TMZ 4:44 PM PT — Here’s what allegedly happened in the lead-up to the arrest…Read More
Did Pastor Lead Mother To Starve And Suffocate Her Kids So They’d Become “Heroes Of God After Death?”
Pastor Paul Mackenzie of the Good News International Church was taken to police custody after a Malindi court ordered the exhumation of the minor’s bodies.
Also named as suspects in the murder of the minors are the kids’ parents, Mr. Isaac Ngala and Ms. Emily Kaunga.
The kids are believed to have been starved and later suffocated to death by their mom so that they’d “become heroes before God after death,” said Noordin M. Haji, Kenya’s Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP)…More On The Story
“My mom had braids when she was a kid. I’ve been braiding my hair every time I’ve gone on vacation since I can remember…Read More
Woman Accused Of Killing Middleton Car Dealership Employee Over Leased Car Dispute – “I wasn’t trying to kill him, just scare (him) away”
A woman is accused of killing an employee of a Middleton car dealership on Monday, according to The Wisconsin State Journal.
She went to the dealership to try to get her money back for a car she leased when the conversation “escalated” and she pulled out a gun and shot him in the chest as he tried to push her out of the building, according to a criminal complaint filed Wednesday….More Here
On A Lighter Note…
One day we will go back and watch episode 1 season 1 but for now, “Grey’s Anatomy” has been renewed for Season 20 at ABC.
If you’re not a press-on nail type of girl, these nails might actually change your mind. Yes, they’re inexpensive, but they’re not cheap—if you catch my drift. They’re still high quality and on par with salon-quality gel and acrylics…Read On
Beyoncé has made history, according to reports.
Fresh off of her Adidas breakup, she has partnered with Balmain’s creative director Olivier Rousteing for a couture collection inspired by her Renaissance album.