Hands up if you’ve been tuning into the ‘Who TF Did I Marry’ series like it’s some Netflix show! Same, girl, same.
If you haven’t yet (where tf have you been?), here’s what’s been happening.
On February 15th, 2024, one TikTok creator, Reesa Teesa (@reesamteesa), bravely shared a 50-part series revealing what she claims was a horrid experience marrying a man best described as a ‘pathological liar’ or ‘The United Nation Of Red Flags.’
Teesa met the man she’s nicknamed ‘Legion’ based on a biblical story of demons in March 2020 on Facebook. She became convinced she was living her Disney-like fairytale when, en route to their first date, her tire blew out, and he came to her rescue, paying the repair costs and their outing.
@reesamteesa Who TF Did I Marry- Part One #pathologicalliar #reesateesa #fypシ #fyp ♬ original sound – ReesaTeesa
Soon after Teesa and Legion were cohabiting, the COVID-19 lockdown happened, and things took a turn – a wild, unbelievable turn. Like Wrong-Turn movie type of s**t turn!
The man had lied about everything. He had falsified everything (social security, bank records, e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g!). His phone calls to his brother and friends? All one-sided. This man was literally chatting himself up. He wasn’t the VP of any condiment company. He was just a man on probation with a rap sheet that included criminal trespassing and impersonation of an officer.
In hindsight, Legion’s red flags were like the Olympic Games parade of nations. And this one is just one of those stories you need to hear for yourself to believe it because it sounds like a Colleen Hoover novel.
@reesamteesa Part 16 #pathologicalliar #reesateesa #fypシ #whotfdidimarry #fyp ♬ original sound – ReesaTeesa
@reesamteesa Part 40 #fyp #reesateesa #whotfdidimarry #fypシ #series ♬ original sound – ReesaTeesa
Now, Legion, whose real name has been identified as Jerome JC Rome McCoy, has come out calling Tessa a liar and accusing her of cheating. According to him, Tessa cheated on him with a guy called Bradley. They went to marriage counseling, but it didn’t work, and they broke up.
Watch:
@legionforkliftvip #legion #legionfound #reesateesa #reesamteesa ♬ original sound – LegionVP
Per usual, social media was a mess, and these are some of the hilarious tweets and posts we’ve come across:
Realtor: “ ok, now we need your proof of funds.”
Legion: #whotfdidimarry pic.twitter.com/N1IyjjEjiF
— Syn (@thedon_sy) February 20, 2024
And:
legion showing reesa teesa how he was playing arena football ? #whotfdidimarry pic.twitter.com/yWFHRHVWwR
— dalia ?? (@dimsumdaliaa) February 20, 2024
And:
I still don’t understand how this dude was able to pay all these bills from this Who Tf Did I Marry Series pic.twitter.com/PhESvHPvV7
— chels (@chelada24) February 20, 2024
And:
Do you know how unstable & delusional you have to be to have 30-35 minute talk & respond phone conversations with yourself..at 6am..everyday? Legion had loose screws, marbles, bolts, all that #whotfdidimarry pic.twitter.com/5TGp5U9c6O
— Ashlee (@tweetwithashlee) February 20, 2024
And:
me when I got to Part 40 of the Who TF Did I Marry series on TikTok: pic.twitter.com/uRjAI9MOdf
— Ron (@ronthacreator) February 18, 2024
And:
Wait… Folks on the clock app been harassing the wrong man thinking he’s Legion from #WhoTFDidIMarry. And THAT’S why ol’ girl’s super sleuthing a** video is a problem. pic.twitter.com/CMKLrZASgH
— Naima Cochrane (@naima) February 19, 2024
And:
Woooo, are any of y’all watching this woman’s Tik Tok story called “Who TF did I marry”?????????
This shit is CRAZY!! I HAVE SOOOOO MANY QUESTIONS!! She has my emotions all over the place! I’m mad at her, mad at him…. Mad at everybody!!! pic.twitter.com/LRacVVvYQr
— Tanedra Howard (@TanedraHoward) February 20, 2024
And:
Finally made it to the final part of #whotfdidimarry so sad? nobody deserves to be with a pathological lair like legion! ? I hope she finds true love! Because that story was emotionally draining! GO TO HELL LEGION! ? pic.twitter.com/XFVRJuxKie
— SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE! (@jakhira_j) February 19, 2024
And:
this is how i’m looking at my man after finishing that “who tf did i marry?” series pic.twitter.com/Ta2u1GDMaa
— stargirl neo ? (@AntiFleek) February 19, 2024
And:
@terry_thetwin We havent watched TV in 3 days #WhoTFDidIMarry #WhoTFDidIMarry?!? #foryou #foryoupage #viral ♬ original sound – ReesaTeesa
And:
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The cliff notes for anyone who prefers reading than watching:
y’all someone deleted the cliff notes on Who Tf Did I Marry so I ventured over to FB to get them back for us – shoutout to Janelle Simmons you are the realest one cus i wasn’t about to sit through a 50 part tiktok pic.twitter.com/x4MlmN9rVs
— Kylee? (@itsme_Kylee) February 19, 2024
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