Why are we like this? We are a vibe and always on a whole other level with everything including when we randomly change the names of restaurants and stores we like.
Ever wonder why we call Kroger, Krogers?
On Twitter, there is a slew of tweets highlighting the most out-of-pocket ways we change the names of our favorite places.
This might not be just a black thing, but we cant not claim it! The thread was started by Twitter user Coop @piratecoop and here are our favorites so far:
We definitely put an ‘S’ at the end of store names for no reason. 
Like this example with Victoria’s Secret, but we deviated from the norm with McDonald’s! 
Now Krogers just will have to add an ‘s’ at this point, because let’s face it, it sounds better! Someone get us the person in charge of name changes at Kroger, STAT!
Food Lion is a whole other story!
Costco or Costcos? Looks like we are pluralizing this one as well.
A few more faves:
Store name: Five Below
Black people: Five and Below
— Coach Reezy ???️? (@terreeblack25) August 1, 2021
and:
Store name: Five Below
Black people: Five and Below
— Coach Reezy ???️? (@terreeblack25) August 1, 2021
FAFSA really has us all confused!
Wait it ISNT FASFA? ? this whole time bruh
— Yaya (@yaya_giden) August 1, 2021
and:
Now all the FASFAs I done did, when they changed this? ? pic.twitter.com/ImrfxAWL58
— double quarter-pounder, large thighs (@LLzYea) August 1, 2021
This one we are a little iffy on, can we all claim this?
Store Name: Barnes & Noble
Black People: Barnes & Nobles
— ImAwakeNow (@DrakosWorldd) August 1, 2021
Everybody knows Target is family, it’s Tar-JAY period!
Store name: Home Depot, Target
Black ppl: Home Depoat, Tar-jay
— im home, my lawyer a beast (@miacjj) August 1, 2021
UGGS not UGG? Right? … right?
Shoe Name: UGG
Black People: Uggs— Susie Carmichael (@OMG_its_Ash_G) August 2, 2021
Shoe Name: UGG
Black People: Uggs— Susie Carmichael (@OMG_its_Ash_G) August 2, 2021
What is the reason! We love us!
